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Lisa
10-22-03, 09:25 PM
This string walks into a bar, slithers up the stool, leans over and ordered a beer. The bartender says " we don't serve string here". The string leaves, but comes back the next day, and again the bartender says "we don't serve string here, get out".

The string wakes the next morning, and really needs a beer now. So, he twists himself all up, untangles his "hair" and goes to the bar. The bar keep looks at him and asks if he is the same string that was here the last two nights.
The string looks him dead in the eye and says...

"Nope, I'm a frayed knot"

T.O-SK8TER
10-22-03, 09:26 PM
haha, good one!

Clownfishie
10-23-03, 12:21 AM
Baaaaaad... lol....

seann
10-23-03, 12:46 AM
Lisa U rule lol!!!!!

J-Man
10-23-03, 09:18 AM
horrible.... just horrible