jaybox_reptiles
10-10-03, 05:21 PM
Hi all i thought this was funny im shure it has been posted before but its worth another shot lol
Both Clinton and the Pope die, but there is a mix up. Clinton went to
heaven and the Pope gets sent to hell.
The Pope explains the situation to the hell administration, they check
their paperwork, and the error is acknowledged. They explain, however,
that it will take about 24 hours to process the paperwork and make the
switch.
The next day, the Pope is called in and the hell administration bids him
farewell and he heads for heaven. On the way up, he meets Clinton on the
way down, and they stop to chat.
Pope: Sorry about the mix up.
Clinton: No problem.
Pope: I'm really excited about going to heaven.
Clinton: Why's that?
Pope: All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.
Clinton: You're a day late.
Both Clinton and the Pope die, but there is a mix up. Clinton went to
heaven and the Pope gets sent to hell.
The Pope explains the situation to the hell administration, they check
their paperwork, and the error is acknowledged. They explain, however,
that it will take about 24 hours to process the paperwork and make the
switch.
The next day, the Pope is called in and the hell administration bids him
farewell and he heads for heaven. On the way up, he meets Clinton on the
way down, and they stop to chat.
Pope: Sorry about the mix up.
Clinton: No problem.
Pope: I'm really excited about going to heaven.
Clinton: Why's that?
Pope: All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.
Clinton: You're a day late.