annoying_alien
09-23-03, 05:19 PM
I have a couple of jokes i have to share. dont strangle me with a broken shoelace if you dont find these funny.
#1: Two muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "Man, its hotter than hell in here!". The other says "Whoa, a talking muffin!"
#2: A captain of a pirate ship (a feirce one, I might add) walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from the zipper on his knickerbockers. The bartender says, "You know you've got a steering wheel hanging from your zipper." The captain says "ARGH! It's drivin' me nuts!"
Edit: Spelling and grammer
#1: Two muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "Man, its hotter than hell in here!". The other says "Whoa, a talking muffin!"
#2: A captain of a pirate ship (a feirce one, I might add) walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from the zipper on his knickerbockers. The bartender says, "You know you've got a steering wheel hanging from your zipper." The captain says "ARGH! It's drivin' me nuts!"
Edit: Spelling and grammer