Last Night.....

[Darlene]

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget
last night.
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling
sensation in me.
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without
any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed
my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me
without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near
crazy while you drained me.
Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were
gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets
bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears
faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishings,making it harder
to forget you.
Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you......
f#$king mosquito.

[Edwin]

Haha, thats a good one, Darlene!!

[doenoe]

LOL
Great joke :D

[jaybox_reptiles]

lol good joke

[Neo]

HAHAHA

[TheRedDragon]

*LOL* Good one! :)

[annoying_alien]

I know a similar one...

The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what she wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing my hands on her breast. I remember my fear my fast beating heart But slowly she spread her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame. All at once the white stuff came At last it's finished it's all over now My first time ever at milking a cow.....

[Darlene]

That's cute, too, Annoying Alien !!