jaybox_reptiles
09-11-03, 12:12 PM
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is
standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at
herself.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old
woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my
waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms
are all flabby"
She turns to her husband and says.....
"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself"
He thinks about it for a bit and then says. . .
"well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight
standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at
herself.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old
woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my
waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms
are all flabby"
She turns to her husband and says.....
"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself"
He thinks about it for a bit and then says. . .
"well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight