Poll for the men

[OttawaChris]

Ok... so facial scrubs for women are getting more and more crazy with what they put in them. My gf thinks I am a wierdo and has laughed her a$$ off at me because I tasted her fruit based facial scrub (which tasted like $hit I might add)

I probably wouldn't have tasted it if the bottle didn't say "Please do not eat this product"

Here is the million dollar question... how many of you guys here have tasted/eaten one of your gf's food based scrubs or creams?

[marisa]

I don't think my BF even knows what a "scrub" is.

BUT He says to you: "In his defense, if it smells like fruit, and looks like it might be fruit, it SHOULD taste like fruit"

Marisa

[ANACONDASAURUS]

Not I

[OttawaChris]

LMAO my point exactly!!! **high fives Marisa's BF**

[MouseKilla]

uhhhmm.... well I found the cream... doesn't taste much like fruit.... I'm not sure what the scrub thing is you're talking about... should I flip her over? what's it look like?

[Colonel SB]

That Shite is way to confuse'in for me so I just leave it alone.

[jay76]

did once but never again (shudder)

[daver676]

LMAO @ Mousekilla.

Don't bother, you won't find it there either.

I have not tasted my gf's cleansing products. But that raspberry body spray smells pretty damn good! :flick: BAHH!! NEVER AGAIN!!

Dave

[Ed_r]

Tasting body Scrubs? Dude you need a life.lol:rolleyes:

[crashzone002]

ive tasted rubA535 ointment before.. on a dare.. doesnt taste like fruit.. more like toothpaste and bubblegum

[drewlowe]

LMAO...

I know if i used all that stuff my boyfriend would probly try it. LMAO thinking about the face he would make.


WOO HOO this is my 1000 post!!!!

[lance]

smell good.
taste bad.
bahh

[Steele]

that vinilla body spray stuff tasted bad.dont get that a535 stuff on your boys if you know what I mean that kills!

[OttawaChris]

Originally posted by MouseKilla
uhhhmm.... well I found the cream... doesn't taste much like fruit.... I'm not sure what the scrub thing is you're talking about... should I flip her over? what's it look like?

LOL and here I was thinking I worded it carefully and safely... always someone out there with a dirtier mind than me LOL not many though ;)

[Tim and Julie B]

I am pretty sure I have. I do a lot of weird things. I made that comment of it smells eatible, when Julie got some raspberry bar soap from the body shop (it totally smells eatible) aand licked it. I got a bunch of groans a "your discusting" and that why did I pick him look. So it didn't taste to bad and I got a good reaction. So it was worth it............I wonder what the Satsuma tastes like?:D TB

[mk-ultra]

i did it once tasted really bad ... right after i was thinking about my actions ... i felt like a stupid dog trying to eat whatever smells good ... like i know its not food but i still tasted it ... i just felt so dumb ... then i thought about my ex gf and i didnt felt that dumb anymore :P must be the apple flavor shampoo :P

[daver676]

My gf says Satsuma = $$$$$$$

In her words... "DON'T TOUCH!"

Don't worry.........:grumps:

Dave

[lilyskip]

Nad's actually does taste somewhat good. -ahem-

[gauts28]

Actually, no never try to taste it. It was enough for me that my ex girlfriend always wanted me to try her products that I was avoiding them. She also tried to put some make up on me once, not a pleasant experience. A 100 pounds gf running after you with a lip stick, rrrr scary. :mad:

[snakelover111]

:P i have never tasted facial cream from my gf funny poll though lol

[snakelover111]

oh yah ive tasted lip gloss though lol but most men problaby have :P

[Emily-Fisher]

Wow, so far 10 people have tasted facial creams... I'm impressed! Okay, I'm not a guy but after reading this poll, I had to have a taste of that apricot scrub thing. EERRLLLAACCKKK!!!! Even mealworms taste better than that stuff!!

[beth wallbank]

I have the hot cinnamon heart scented body cream...funny thing is it DOES taste like the heart candies....warning to the guys though. DO NOT put it on the boys......lol...I have seen a full grown man mad dash it to the shower near tears.

[Classic]

lol chris.

[Snip3r]

Yep, juicy green apple lotion does not taste like JUICY GREEN APPLES

[mykee]

I'll be honest, I'm one of those guys who puts it in his mouth first, then asks what it is. (yeah, yeah, I know I set myself up, but try to leave it alone). I think I've tasted it all, but without a doubt, the BEST tasting stuff was the leg waxing caramel/honey/soap stuff in a little copper pot w/ the tongue depressor for application. It was in the fridge, smelled good, tasted better, thank god it hadn't been used......I"d eat it again, too! As a sidenote, I also try EVERY treat or food that I give to my dog before I give it to my dog. You would be surprised, most of it I would sit down with a glass of milk and munch on during a flick.

[sapphire_moon]

Lilyskip!!!!...lol.....j/k.....I'm not a guy....but why would you eat something that you put on your arm pits, or other places that gets nasty and sweaty during the day? just my 2cents.....off the topic......I've seen a guy make a mad dash to the bathroom to....because he and his gf decided that the hot/icy muscle rub would be a good.......umm.......stimulant I guess....but boy was his face red.......!!!!!! lol

[Kappa]

Does the lip stuff count? (Not lip stick) It tastes kinda like wax but dosent taste all that bad, dont eat too much u get sick.

[DarkHunter]

.....Kappa, Dont say i didnt warn you babe, but you like it 'cuse you come back for more ;), just because its strawberry doesnt mean you can eat the tube!! ;)

[NewLineReptile]

I once ate my wifes lip gloss :)

Brandon

[Darlene]

OMG I'm totally LMAO here.
Emily did you taste the meal worms, too, love ? For comparison ?!!!
Mykee you sooo crack me up, man !!! Btw.....it's ALL I can do to leave it alone !!! Let me just say that you REALLY need some "edibles"; if you know what I mean *wink,wink*. (perhaps some others here do as well ???)