OttawaChris
08-05-03, 11:33 AM
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion,
multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around
his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet
round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our
balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them. While I was
rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at it's rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in the middle of the
cow's butt. That's when I made my BIG mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cows tail and yelled to my wife, Hey,
this looks like yours!" I don't remember much after that...
multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around
his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet
round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our
balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them. While I was
rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at it's rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in the middle of the
cow's butt. That's when I made my BIG mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cows tail and yelled to my wife, Hey,
this looks like yours!" I don't remember much after that...