Amazing My Butt

[Serpent-King]

http://www.malachibreeders.com

Wow they must own a really special burm. Yeah right! They claim they were offered 80,000 bucks for it, yeah right! Odds are it was some kid messing with them, I'm sure. If I knew better I'd say it was all a joke. This one burm is sought after my tons of people? Eeven by big breeders? I see only one word on it's body, "LOL". I really think this is just some newbie with a norm who made a BS site to try and make cash. They make it seem as tho this is the top morph, and everyone wants him. I bet my house that if everyone went and checked their snakes you too could own an "amazing text morph". Oh, wait, my bp has a phallic image on his body, every breeder wants him cause he's really valuable, anyone wanna pay 50,000 for him? My god, seriously, everyone go look at their snakes and see.

Now this brings me to my next point. People always trying to pull off something normal as special. Like with bp's everyone is saying their ball is a morph. Like the blushing ball, yeah right, total bs. I could understand someone saying a black back, stiped, or a reduced pattern in a morph. But enough with this high gold crap. It's every where. They're like the ricers of the snake world. Trying to hype something up into what it's not. And everyone knows their idiots.
I'm sending an e-mail to this idiot to tell him what I think. You all should too, just to let him know we all realize he is an idiot.

[Tim and Julie B]

That is one of the stupidest things I have ever seen. Look hard enough and any reptile with a pattern could have words or shapes on them:confused:

[Serpent-King]

Agreed.

[Zoe]

url didnt work for me

[Zoe]

haha okay i went back and it worked this time- that is pretty freaking pathetic!

[NewLineReptile]

They must have alot of time on their hand's to sit there and look for word's and pictures

That make's me want to drink a 60oz er and look for words and pictures on my albino Burm and then try to sell as word perfect Burm...lol

Brandon

[Zoe]

Wow... I went to their site and they feed him LIVE LARGE RATS :( :(

[Vanan]

I dunno, seems like the site was actually meant as a joke. Seems too stupid to be unintentionally stupid.

Man, I should start looking closely at my guys too! Stud service anyone? ;)

[Serpent-King]

Here's some quote that let you know they are clueless lying newbies.

Burmese Pythons can reach a length of 27 feet but average about 18 to 20 feet.

Malachi's other morphs include:

Arrow Head
Mushrooms
Racoon Eyes
Hearts
"Crazy Face"
Lady's Face
Man's Face
Double-headed Arrow
2 Skulls
Roman Numeral "II"

Breeding Service Fees:


I would be willing to pay $100 - $ 300


I would be willing to pay $300 - $ 600


I would be willing to pay $600 - $ 800


I would be willing to pay $800 - $ 1000


I would be willing to pay more than $1000 if required

have been offered near $80,000 for Malachi, consider what his offspring might potentially be worth.

However, given his uniqueness, we are seriously considering the hundreds of inquiries we have received requesting Malachi's availability for "stud" service. While there may be many "captive breeders" of albino burmese pythons, offering the resulting offspring for sale, we know of no other "mating service" offering the opportunity for a female of the species to mate with a python like Malachi in anticipation of producing offspring with similar distinctive markings. That could very well be because there are no other male albino burmese pythons as unique or as valuable as Malachi.

They feed live also, idiots. Apparently they don't know much because I'm sure this almight word phase isn't gentic. Total frikkin idiots, it drives me nuts.
Plus they probably think it's all true. Considering they say there is no other burmese python as valuable as malachi.

[Serpent-King]

Hey my bp also has a pair of....well you should notice.
http://www.leo-land.net/albums/album13/knockers.jpg
He's the most valuable bp morph around.

[Linds]

So ya mean I could get $80,000 for my "alien" ball or my rainbow with the mickey mouse ears? lol :p

[BWSmith]

I gave up years ago on trying to keepup with all the BP and Corn morphs. I think I'll start selling Ball Pythons that are Poss. Het for legs ;) (hey, anything is possible, just not probible).

[Serpent-King]

BP morphs are easy to keep up with. Try not going insane learning corn and leopard gecko morphs tho. Thats friggen nuts.

[BoidKeeper]

They must be on glue! Give me a break that is so ********.
Linds I'll give ya 100k for the mikey RBR!
Trevor

[Alicewave]

You've got to be on acid to see what they "see". Lame.

[BWSmith]

So you saw it? ;)

[Serpent-King]

Hahahahaha, good one. I just knew someone would say it.

[SCReptiles]

I will gladly pay $80,001 for that animal. I simply must have it. =)

[jncoclub]

Oh yeah, well look out, MY ball python has many distinct, original markings that look just like olives with plimentos in the center!

Let's start the bidding at $500,000! Do I hear $500,000?

[Oliverian]

My garter snake has an amazing 'checkerboard' pattern. I have heard offers of over 30,000 for this unique animal. No other garter has this pattern. Some have a similar one called 'checkered', but I assure you mine is the only 'checkerboard' known in existence. Ya.... rite. Do you think anyone believes him? (Seriously?)

[reverendsterlin]

lol, I bit and sent a lil response with my survey completion.

lol, your site is a joke, and if someone offered over $80,000 to you for a normal albino soso looking burm and you didn't take it your a fool. Most likely a pair of glasses to clear your vision would be in order. But an imaginitive scam to steal from the unwary, and lol no 'big breeder' is stupid enough to fall for something so obviously false as your claim that this pattern is a morph, if so where are all the genetic records showing you've even proven out the genetics of a so obviously young animal that it can't have produced offspring? Or is this also your famous dwarf burm that is full grown at under 8 feet? Good joke site though.

[Mike177]

oh my god,
thats nothing my burms spells out "I AM MIKES BURM" and it can talk! and sometimes flying monkey angels fly out of his butt and graze the air with perfume!

[burmer]

Thats without a doubt the dumbest thing I have ever seen.

[RachelS.]

Somebody's imagination took over... geez whoever had enough time to look at their burm like that needs to get a life and get out more. Some people make me sick LOL

[marisa]

Those people are INSANE! Literally I think they must be nuts. Its laughable. I love the part that says "His other morphs" that doesn't even make sense!

Marisa

[alex_33]

That's pathetic, They say they're burm is 7 feet long and 10 lbs.? They also say that HE can reach a length of 20 feet, Females reaching those lengths are rare, let alone males. I really hope those people are joking.

[Lisa]

You think corn, bp and leo morphs are bad you should see rat morphs.

[Steve Koozer]

Whatever that guy is smoking put me down for a big bag cause that must be the best of the best.I looked as hard as I could and I could only see a snake! hmmm............ guess I need another drink or 20 to see it eh?



kooz

[Invictus]

That is absolutely pathetic.

Hey! I just looked at my Corns! They all clearly have the word "Ooooooooo" spelled out on their backs! COOL! They're worth a fortune now!

[Oliverian]

;) I just sent them a mail saying I might pay any amount for this snake. I want to see if they will sell it. I'll let you all know. (because I know you want to buy him!)

[MAN OF STEEL]

????????????

[Bryce Masuk]

My Ball python Has BOO On his side does that mean he is a ghost
:)

[Linds]

Originally posted by Mike177
oh my god,
thats nothing my burms spells out "I AM MIKES BURM" and it can talk! and sometimes flying monkey angels fly out of his butt and graze the air with perfume!

I'll give ya $80,000! :D