A Laugh For Lisa.....

[Darlene]

Mother Superior instructs 2 nuns to paint a newly renovated room at the convent & insists they do not get any paint on their habits. The 2 nuns confer, lock the door, remove their habits & paint in their panties.
A knock comes at the door & the sisters ask who it is. Hearing the reply "Blind man", they open the door & a man enters.
"Nice t!t$", he says, "Where do you want these blinds ?"

Hugs,Beth. Darlene.

[SCReptiles]

As a devote Catholic, your joke offends me. I demand it be deleted and you be reprimanded for your insensitivity.

[Invictus]

I'm a recovered Catholic, myself.... :)

[Lisa]

Thanks Darlene

Chuck: I find your getting offended at everything and anything rather offensive and insensitive, specially since the intent behind the jokes is to try to make some one who's had something terrible happen recently in their lives smile.

[beth wallbank]

LOL Dar,,,,,thanks. Lisa, my condolences.

[tai_pan1]

LOL! Too funny.

[SCReptiles]

I am offended by people that smile. I demand an apology.

[RachelS.]

LOL that's pretty funny

[Jacenta]

SC, I think you are overreacting slightly. The jokes aren't meant to offend anyone, and quite frankly, this joke isn't offensive.

[Zoe]

I think SC is joking...

I could be wrong?

Zoe

[SCReptiles]

of course i am joking, but zoe, i am offended you thought so. =)

[Linds]

LMAO! :p

[Darlene]

Hey guys. SC is joking tho he got me,too, in the Smile for Beth thread. It originally said the Kentucky wilderness which I edited out for him (then sent him a polite bot not too polite pm!). He pm'd me & explained & we are having a chuckle over it now.
CHUCK : Maybe my suggestion to use some "!!!!!" in your posts was a good one ???

[SCReptiles]

It’s more fun to leave people guessing as to wither or not I am joking. Ha ha, some simple minded folks will even be so taken in they will change their posts. =)