Lisa
07-09-03, 09:37 PM
During a dark night in Killarney, a group of American tourists huddled in Durty Nellie's pub. A local Irishman sidled up to one of them and proposed a scheme to sell a cure for leprosy.
"I'm sorry", the American said, stiffly. "I'm not Irish, I don't believe in leper cons."
"I'm sorry", the American said, stiffly. "I'm not Irish, I don't believe in leper cons."