more bad jokes

[Lisa]

Q:What do you call a Lobster that doesn't share?

A:Shellfish


Q:What's green, healthy to eat and likes to shake its' hips?

A:Elvis Parsley

[Edwin]

*groan* Lisa..... :)

[RachelS.]

ummmm... haha?

[doenoe]

hehehehehe, really where do you find stuff like that. Its great :D

[MAN OF STEEL]

i really dont know you lisa, but you are f*$%ing great!
all your jokes are so corney, but i cant do anything but laugh!

[python_diva_06]

i agree with MAN OF STEEL!!!

[Lisa]

I'd like to say I make them all up but I rarely do. Most of them come into my email through various sources, some I stumble across on the net.