really bad animal jokes

[Lisa]

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs.

Q. What's a cat's favorite breakfast?
A. Mice Krispies.

Q. How does a lion like his steak?
A. Medium roar.

Q. What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A. French flies.

Q. What do cats like on their hot dogs?
A. Mouse-tard.

[RachelS.]

Those were so funny I forgot to laugh :p

[reptilez]

your right...they were bad. LOL

[dank7oo]

well i liked them
just like my childish humour!
well done - LMAO

[Emily-Fisher]

Correction: What is a frog's favourite meal? "French Flies and Croaka Cola".
hehe those are my dad's kind of jokes...the kinds that make you want to moan.

[Edwin]

*groan* :)

[doenoe]

hehehe well you did it again Lisa. Just when you think they cant get any worse, you come up with new ones :p
But they are great :D

[Colonel SB]

Geez I almost threw up :P

[Invictus]

Ouch. That's all I can say. Ouch.

[python_diva_06]

oh lord...that was painful...

[snake_goth]

try this one (sorry is it ofends u snake owners)
Q. what the difrence between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer?
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A. there is skid markes in front of the snake

[newman]

Two goldfish are in their tank
One says to the other
"You man the guns while I drive"
:rolleyes: