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beth wallbank
06-10-03, 01:51 PM
this was sent to me in an email......OMG...this is sooooooo true.
Advice to Women . . . . .

If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of
seeing you . . . . . . . buy a dog.

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and
never says its not quite as good as his mother made it . . . . . buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and
wherever you want . . . . . . buy a dog.

If you want someone to scare away burglars, without a lethal weapon which
terrifies you and endangers the lives of your family and all the neighbors
. . . . buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't give a dam
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies . . .
. . buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your
feet and whom you can push off if he snores . . . . . . . buy a dog.

If you want someone who doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or
thin,
young or old, flat chested or not, who acts as if every word you say is
especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, ......buy
a dog.

But on the other hand If you want someone who will never come when you
call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the
place,
walks all over you, runs around all night, only comes home to eat and
sleep,
and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness . .
Then my friend

. . . . . Buy a cat.

LISA127
06-10-03, 02:09 PM
lol....you're right. this is sooo true!

CyberGhost
06-10-03, 02:30 PM
Thats hilarious and I'm guy, but not all guys are like that, given I'm not one of those but still theres some good ones out there.LMAO!!!

SerpentLust
06-10-03, 02:32 PM
Hahaha funny thing...I still love cats more!

Jenn

RachelS.
06-10-03, 03:09 PM
LOL that really IS true!!

Samba
06-10-03, 04:18 PM
Ha! I especially love this one cuz I'm a dog-person myself! =)

Lisa
06-10-03, 04:26 PM
I have a cat who thinks he's a dog and a dog who thinks he's a cat. The dog is sooo jealous when i pull the cat on my lap (the dog is too big)

Colonel SB
06-10-03, 05:30 PM
Ha ha ha ha thats awsome. Dogs rule Cats drool :P

Solid Snake
06-10-03, 06:27 PM
that itsn't all true.

My cat come when i call her name, my cat comes to me when i come from school, my cat warms up my feet too when i sleep. My dog does the same right after my cat does it only to get attention.

yankeefoxtrot
06-10-03, 07:02 PM
HAH i hate cats!!!


Lucas

Ryan
06-10-03, 09:19 PM
Wow Beth, reading that made me realize how much Kevan and your dogs are alike and not only in looks, LOL.

Tim and Julie B
06-10-03, 10:55 PM
Hahaha! so true. Although both our dogs are annoying like men!LOL. We adopted a pitbull puppy and a 4 year old rotti from the SPCA and it's been an uphill battle all the way! Wouldn't change it for anything though, they're our nutty mutts:D My cat is just like you described and Tim's acts like a dog.

Beejay
06-11-03, 04:40 AM
Originally posted by SerpentLust
Hahaha funny thing...I still love cats more!


Oh wow Jenn, me too!!!!

Every woman knows that deep down, Thomas O'Malley rocks... and that Milo is WAY cooler than Otis.

hehehe

Bj

yankeefoxtrot
06-11-03, 07:59 AM
BJ: Otis could take Milo any day of the week. He would pug you up!! hehehe


Lucas

marisa
06-11-03, 08:05 AM
hahaha I found that to be quite true!

Dogs rule, Cats drool!

o>

Marisa

Gregg M
06-11-03, 08:16 AM
I dont know about that Marisa...... I have never been drooled on by a cat...... Dogs drool on me all the time..... But then again, so do women......LOL....

marisa
06-11-03, 08:18 AM
LOL I am not sure where you are finding these drooling women but that is a good point about the cats!!! lol

Marisa