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[Lisa]

What do you call a bee born in between April 30 and June 1?

A maybe

[JeffT]

lol...good one! : )

[nouserpif]

What do you call a purple carrot? I don't know, but that is somehow funny :D

[peregrinefalcon]

What is orange and lays on the ground?

A wounded cheezie

[Emily-Fisher]

How many men does it take to wall-paper a bathroom?

4, if you slice them up really thin!!

[MAN OF STEEL]

ill play...
a blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all in the third grade.
who has the biggest boobs?




the blonde, becauise she is 18!

just a joke! blondes are actually my favorite!

[RachelS.]

Hahahahaha those are funny!! I really like the blonde joke ;)

[MAN OF STEEL]

ok then, here is another...
what did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?




"are you sure its mine?"

[snkmn]

two gay guys walked into a bar... the third one ducked.
sorry, that was reallly stupid, but this is a thread about bad jokes.

[lordkovacs]

Lisa Lisa Lisa, I think that was one of the corniest jokes ever. hahahahahaha... keep em coming! cheers,
MIKE

[CDN-Cresties]

Ok here is one,
A turtle and a snail are crossing the road at the same time and they are going to crash into each other, there is nothing they can do. So BANG, they crash. Later on a police man asked the snail what happened, the snail replied, "I dunno, everything happend so fast."

-Steve-

[Invictus]

A horse walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables around his neck. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Hey.. I don't mind the long face, but don't try to start anything in here!"

[stkkts]

A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks "Do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"
And the rabbit says "No."
So the bear wipes his A*s with the rabbit.

-Eddie Murphy

[daver676]

Ok i'll bite on this thread....

So a raspberry walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

*groan*

Dave

[Darlene]

Man driving down the road.
Woman driving up the same road.
They pass by one another.
Woman yells out window, "pig!"
Man yells out window, "b!t@h!"
Man rounds curve & crashes into a large pig in the road.

Thought for the day :
If only men would listen....!!!!

[RaVeNo888o]

i used to love this one when i was a little kid..

Joker: Why did you chicken cross the road?
Jokee: To get to the other side? or any response etc..
Joker: No, to get the Chinese Newspaper.
*Pause*
Joker: Do you get it?
Jokee: umm..no?
Joker: Neither do I, I get the Toronto Star. :D

[eyespy]

Why does it say "TGIF" on a blonde's shoes?

To remind her that Toes Go In First.

[Oliverian]

Bahahah! Darlene, thats funny! Nice one. I like yours too, raven. Keep it comin! :D~TR~

[Dozer]

I dont know any jokes :(

[Wrath]

Saddam Hussein is being driven in his limo through a rural area when the chauffer runs into and kills a pig on the road. Saddam tells his chauffer to go to the nearest house and to tell them what happened and that they would pay the cost of the pig. So he goes over to the house and Saddam waits. An hour or so passes and the chauffer finally comes back.

"What took you so long?"
"Well, when I told them what you said, they all started celebrating. First they gave me a feast, and then they got me drunk and isisted that I sleep with their oldest daughter."
"What did you tell them?"
"Hello, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffer, and I have just killed the pig."

Sorry it's so long!

[Colonel SB]

Good one Lisa :)

[lordkovacs]

hahah... i like that one darlene...great.

[Kara]

Ok here it goes!!!

What happens when you put the Energizer Bunnies batteries in backwards??????

He keeps coming and coming and coming.....

;)

[Siretsap]

A pretty good one.
A man and a women get into a car accident with each other.
They both get out of the car and the:
man says: Are you ok?
Women: Yes and you?
Man: yes, we are vey lucky, it must be a sign of God.
Women: Yes we are lucky
Men: Oh look, even the wine bottle that was in my back seat is intact, this is an other sign of God
Women: We are lucky god lieks us.
Men: Let's drink since it was God that wanted us to meet and drink this wine.
Women: oh ok why not, after all we are lucky to be alive.
Men opens the bottle and hands it to the women.
Men: Go ahead drink the 1st half and the I will drink the rest.
Women starts drinking, hands the bottle to the men and he says to keep drinking.
Women is drunk and says: Ok, I drank 3/4 of it, you can have the rest friend.
Men: No thanks, I will wait till the cops arrive!
:-p

[tai_pan1]

I hope you all have real jobs, cause you'll starve as comediens! LOL! Thanks for making me laugh, a little.

[Siretsap]

Most comedians do not make a lot of money. Lucky ones like Jim CArry get a career out of acting dumb. But then, some people are dumb and make a lot of money. Odd how the world can be reversed.