Keys to impressing the opposite sex

[Nanashi04]

A friend of mine sent this to me; thought it was kinda funny. :)

How to IMPRESS a WOMAN

Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.

How to IMPRESS a MAN
Show up naked. Bring beer.

[blondee32725]

SOOOOOOOO TRUE!

[hip]

And I thought all this time is was just giver her your money and your credit card's.



Hip

[Emily-Fisher]

Haha!!! That is hilarious!!! And hip, money and credit cards are the second best thing ;) Haha jk!

[reptilez]

Thats Awesome:D:DLOL

[RachelS.]

Hey, I REALLY like the first part of it...

LOL that is hilarious!!!!

[SnowSnake]

I was thinking the same thing as Hip! :P

[gonesnakee]

I WOULD SAY SHOW HER YOUR SNAKES & IF THAT DON'T WORK FIND ANOTHER WOMAN. LOL MARK I.

[yyz]

You had me at "naked".

[BAZ]

Don't even need beer. lol

[reverendsterlin]

lol, and I thought all it took was to get her off during sex, guess I'm dating the wrong women. J/K (geez, lighten up lol)