Stupid people stories

[Lisa]

How about TRUE (as in it happened to you or you witnessed it in person) stupid stories? I'll start. The following is a conversation a customer and I had one night.

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Customer: I'm trying to install the software and i've been waiting for the software to download from the internet for over an hour now. It's been stuck at 54% for an hour now"

Techsupport (me): Ok so have you connected the printer to your computer yet?

Customer: No, I've only stuck in this disc you guys gave me.

Techsupport: Ok, thats great. Do you see anything else on your screen?

Customer: Yes there's this window that says "Next" on it.

Techsupport: Ok click "Next".

Customer: Ok now it says "Access agreement"

Techsupport: Ok click on accept then keep hitting next.

..... eventually the customer clued in.

[RachelS.]

lol that's pretty funny... but I guess that goes to show that a LOT of people are computer elliterate.

[Lisa]

they sat at their computer for an hour looking at "click next to continue" that's beyond computer illiterate

[JeffT]

man... You must have serious talent to not go crazy on them lol. I sure know I would flip.

[tattoogirl]

I just posted this somewhere else a couple days ago...
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I tattooed a lady on her foot once..right near the bottom. She comes in like a month later "I went to a farm show later that day...there was manure everywhere. Do you think it got infected?"

I had some guy bring his 10 (yes...10!) year old in wanting us to look at her navel piercing that got infected.

what the hell is wrong with people?

[SnowSnake]

OMG some people are just <u><b>very</b></u> slow!!!!