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BAZ
05-08-03, 02:54 PM
You know the Mandrill (looks like a baboon with a very colourful face) at Toronto Zoo right... has anyone else seen it "spank it's monkey" and eat what came out? I did.. bloody nasty! My bro-in-law and his missus saw it do that a few weeks back too. I think it must have aquired a taste for its own "protein shake"! EWWW!

asphyxia
05-08-03, 03:17 PM
Q> Why does a dog lick his balls pythons...
A> Because he can.

I don't know what else to say the this post.

Brian

BAZ
05-08-03, 03:21 PM
lol

JeffT
05-08-03, 03:42 PM
ya apes and monkeys are pretty gross. I remember last year at the zoo when i was studying the Western Lowland Gorilla with my school they kept chewing stuff and horking it up in their hand and then eating it again. lol....nature

snake_girl
05-08-03, 03:54 PM
LOL...
I was at the sandiago Zoo when i was 11 and i went on this behind the sences thing and we were told not to make faces at the gorillas because their expressions read different then ours but me and some other girls didn't listen and the male gorilla threw is pooh at us, it was disgusting! thank gwad it didn't hit me!!

sSNAKESs.com
05-08-03, 05:03 PM
lol BAZ, last time i was there the biggest baboon there helped himself or several ladies against there will... I assume we are talkign about the same ones.. (chaffed red bums) LOL

Trace
05-08-03, 05:31 PM
LOL Jeff! I saw the same thing when I was there 2 years ago! And right up beside the viewing window no less! You would think the zookeepers would find them some more interesting toys to play with?

Cheers!

Trace

Beejay
05-08-03, 05:53 PM
OH BAZ! lol Was it that difficult to just walk away? Did you have to watch the whole thing? hahahaha

Bj

Sean_.E.
05-08-03, 06:10 PM
I cant remember if it was at Toronto Zoo or Chester Zoo in England but a few years ago I went into the Chimpazee house and almost all the chimps were on a big boulder in the encloser that was covered in crap. They were crappping in there hands and eating it. It was SICK!

Another time I was at Chester Zoo and I went into the monkey house. One of the male monkeys (can't remember the species, it was black and white) was playing with its self. That was sick too.
Primates are pretty dirty!

The coolest thing at Chester zoo is the bat cave where there are all these species of bats flying around (including flying foxes) and you wall through the cave and the fly around you its cool and the cave is HUGE and it also has a pond in it.

mk-ultra
05-08-03, 06:35 PM
primates can be up for the weirdest thing im sure yall seen the video of the chimp drinking his own pee like its comin out of a fountain :) really funny
if anyone has never seen it i can paste the link just ask :)

alex_33
05-08-03, 06:42 PM
Mk i'd love to see that video!!

BAZ
05-08-03, 07:23 PM
http://www.liquidice.co.uk/joke/video/

Go to the animal section

alex_33
05-08-03, 07:29 PM
HAHA those are some awesome videos, my favorite is the one with the monkey who scratches his but, smells it and then faints, lmao thats hillarious

BAZ
05-08-03, 07:34 PM
Check out the one where the guy is poking the leopard with a stick and the leopard escapes! Bloody crazy! He must have filled his safari shorts!

Edwin
05-08-03, 08:08 PM
Haha, I pity the poor bloke who had his head stuck up the elephant's bum.

JeffT
05-08-03, 09:44 PM
LOL the one with the guy that tells the cop to F-off and then gets beat with the knightstick is hilarious, I watched it like 4 times!

ThEmAdHaTtEr
05-08-03, 10:44 PM
Lmao!!! That site was awesome. Lol both monkey clips were pretty gross but funny non the less. :)

unknownclown
05-09-03, 12:17 AM
ok Im putting my yogurt down now :p ewwww

BAZ
05-09-03, 09:23 AM
That guy deserved a good beating from the cop! LOL serves him right!

brig
05-09-03, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by Sean_.E.

The coolest thing at Chester zoo is the bat cave where there are all these species of bats flying around (including flying foxes) and you wall through the cave and the fly around you its cool and the cave is HUGE and it also has a pond in it.


Glad someone got to Chester Zoo - I went a few months ago and we thought is was really, really cool. We spent hours in the batcave, I've never seen anything like it anywhere else. The pond had enormous pale catfish in it! The reptile house there is quite good - that's where I first saw (and fell in love with) Gaboon Vipers, as they seem to have quite a few.

I'm simply not going to comment on the monkeys, and the rest of this thread!

Well, ok, I once was the recipient of Ape-Sh*t on a school trip many years ago.

I also became 'territory' when some sort of big cat decided to projectile pee at me, at FlamingoLand in North Yorkshire, England.
Bloody good shot, too!

;)