Clever Riddle

[Dozer]

Okay... here we goooooo...

Boys have one,
Girls want one.

Madonna doesn't have one,
Arnold Scwarzenegger ( sp ) has a long one.

Chinese have a short one,
Tamils have a long one.

What is it?

[HetForHuman]

last name

[JasonBrennan]

Something to do with a last name.

[Dozer]

you guys suck :P

[mk-ultra]

a p3n1$ ??? :)

[Dozer]

MK got it ! :P

[mk-ultra]

I RULE !!!!!!!!! :)

[Dozer]

WOO HOO!

[JeffT]

Last name! mk-ultra im pretty sure MOST girls dont have a ***** lol.

[JeffT]

AWW crap!

[mk-ultra]

Girls want one.

:)

[Dozer]

lol

[HetForHuman]

Hey Dozer how do you know if Arnold has a long one ????? huh???

hehehee

[Dozer]

has a larger one COMPARED to Madonna :p

[mk-ultra]

a real mr Universe MUST train all of his muscle :)

[Zoe]

Hmm that was a pretty stupid joke.

I don't want one.

[mk-ultra]

they all say that ! but when their holding it hard and scream "ITS MINE" well your get the point :)

[Zoe]

lol, i've never heard a girl yell that :P

[aqua_demon]

I knew it was a P&nu$ but i thought that you ppl might get madd or grossed out or something.

[mk-ultra]

lol, i've never heard a girl yell that :P

how could you hear a girl say that if its not you ???
:)

[Zoe]

lol, easy... i'm not deaf (i hope)

[mk-ultra]

would you want other girls to hear what you do with your boyfriend ? :) we got to stop ... this aint going nowhere :)

[Dozer]

aqua , the real answer is a last name :p lol

[Zoe]

lol, ya, not good subject for the forums ;)

btw, I dont have a bf, but if i did i wouldnt really care ;)

Zoe

[HetForHuman]

HAHAHA I WIN

ill take my albino boa air canada to my local airport thank you..


lol

[aqua_demon]

no its not ist P3ni$ im telling you that is the answer! I dont care what anyone sais.And if it is that it doest make sense.

[mk-ultra]

YES ITS A GOD DAMN P3N!x :)

girls have last name btw huhuh :)

[Zoe]

lol... nope, the answer is last name. im pretty sure of it, as I think i've heard it before.

It makes plenty of sense, think about it! It's a lot funnier with last name - because you THINK its something else.

[reptilez]

Exactly Zoe,
its just one of those jokes that make you wanna think one thing(thats dirty) but its really something else.
I think last name is the right answer, i think i heard that j/k before

[Dozer]

not makin' any asumptions, but you know what they say about chinese people... and still, their last names are shoirt too !

[reptilez]

What do they say about chinese ppl??? I have know clue??

[Zoe]

take a guess, according to the riddle...

[alex_33]

they say they have small "pee-pee's" lol, but i have no idea if its true or not and i also really dont want to know

[reptilez]

What if i told you i was chinese?

[alex_33]

then i would say that no one meant anyhting bad by this, its jsut what people hear, so please dont get offended

[reptilez]

i just hope knowone gets offended by any of theese posts.

[hip]

Wow a whole continuous post about ***** (And I thought I was a wacky one ) Really do we have anything better to discuss than the man gland.I realise it was an attempt at humour but I can't seem to find it a clever riddle (guess I must be too old or too boring or too something)Hmmmmmm I hope your next riddle leaves out the fairer sex.



Hip

[Dom]

Remember guys .. public forum .. kids and adult.. this is not appropriate for our forums..

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