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Steeve B
04-27-03, 05:46 PM
Woman they always get to us! My wife says all I think about are animals! I don’t think so! No not me! First let me say we cant be held responsible for all of natures little advantage we have, we are gifted, for instance all we need to do is stop the car on the side road and do our thing, we can write our names in the snow while we do our thing! not the missies they have to thrown! And need all the comfort they must have. I don’t have a problem with that not at all, I am very comprehensive about your weaknesses, but do you have to turn the rest room into a darn library, I mean every where I go I see vanity fair , gardening decoration and all kinds of woman literature! In the rest room.
Unfortunately we men’s are being unconsciously conditioned to spend hours to thrown, and reading such magazines, I think are giving us subliminal messages.
Ha ah how did I know? Well I almost fell victim to this plot, last week my wife asked to repaint the house with all kinds of colors and decorations, and to my surprise I agreed to here, then she commented me about how nice I was and bla bla, its only yesterday when I worked all day in the woods that I came to my sense, and realised this conspiracy, for a few hour just looking at the bathroom door gave me goose bumps! But being the man I am, I took the bull by the horns and rectified the situation pronto!
Now you will find 50% reptiles magazines in my bath room! I bet you very soon she will agree to a vivarium in the living room.
Just for fun!
Rgds

SnowSnake
04-27-03, 06:20 PM
So true! But I can't for the name thing in the snow :P my name has 12 letters and 1 - (Jean-Philippe) hehe. Did you finish painting the house?

sSNAKESs.com
04-27-03, 06:21 PM
LOL Steeve, im with you on this one buddy!!!! Beside the throne in the basement you will find ONLY reptiles magazines!! :)

Trace
04-27-03, 06:46 PM
Well last time I checked I was of the female persuasion, but if it's any consolation Steeve, the library in my throne room only consists of Reptiles magazine, and maybe the odd copy of Maxim.

Cheers!

Trace

Dom
04-27-03, 07:30 PM
lol yeah but Trace U're an exception .. Ure more one of the boys .. no pun intended!

silke
04-27-03, 07:35 PM
LOL
that is too funny
I hope you get that viv in the livingroom!

Linds
04-27-03, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by Trace
Well last time I checked I was of the female persuasion, but if it's any consolation Steeve, the library in my throne room only consists of Reptiles magazine, and maybe the odd copy of Maxim.


Hahahaha ditto for me! :p

chas*e
04-27-03, 09:12 PM
I agree ...my wife thinks I spend too much time with my snakes(or "your"F"ing snakes") but she says the same thing about my "F ing" Harley too.....I sure am going to miss her as I drive my bike to buy another snake...just kidding....I am the Boss ..she just makes the decisions....

NewLineReptile
04-27-03, 10:20 PM
I agree my wife keep's puting my reptile mag's back in my reptile room and REPLACEING them with her's

Lisa
04-28-03, 04:16 AM
we just have reptiles mags everywhere.

Nanashi04
04-28-03, 08:35 AM
The only mags in our bathroom are my father's motorcycle ones... I can't read and go at the same time.... o.o; There is however, several small plastic toy dinosuars for my sister's amusment...

Tim and Julie B
04-28-03, 10:01 AM
Are you kidding? My wife has her own wall in the reptile room! It all started when I bought her a cute little Leo for her birthday. Now she has about 40. I think I created a monster. The one problem with this is I have to wrestle the new reptiles mags away from her just so I can read them.

LdyDrgn
04-28-03, 05:24 PM
LOL, I'd put Reptiles mags in there, too if I kept any mags in there at all. I don't read those girlie things... can't stand them! And half the collective here is mine, hehehehe.

Chase... MAN, if she has a problem with your Harley, then.... *sigh* wish my man could afford a Harley. Or better yet, a West Coast Chopper! MMMMM Jesse James...... He's the MAN! :D