Bonzai!

[Lisa]

What happens when you cross rice krispies with a Kangaroo?
Snap! Crackle! Hop!

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What do baby apes sleep in?
Apricots.

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Did you hear about the dog who ate all the Christmas decorations?
He came down with tinsellitis!

[nicola_boulton]

corn city!!!!!!!!!!

[RachelS.]

Those are so lame I forgot to laugh ;)

[Emily-Fisher]

Hah! I mean...hah? They remind me of my dad. Even though it may seem impossible, his are worse than those! Hehe...did you make em up?

[Tim and Julie B]

You've got a lot of time on yours hands(like a watch!)

[alex_33]

yeah those are like my grandpas jokes, except all of his are about ukrainians, i would share some of them but i dont think to many people would understand them lol