I am a pirate......

[DavidBeard]

I'm kinda new, plus I'm a pirate. Pirates kick ***. I also like to break-dance and eat beef jerky. Manly men eat beef-jerky. It is the best food in the universe. I am the best person in the universe. People wish they were me. If I weren't me, I'd wish I was. Man I rule.

[HetForHuman]

Ummmmm ok then

["Red-eye"_Matt]

What HetForHuman said

[DavidBeard]

You are both just jealous cuz I'm so kick ***. Ummm, ok you guys are gay. Man I rule.

[Vanan]

lol! Nice comic relief David, with the beard!

[HetForHuman]

ummm i dont think you rule.

and uh oh ya NINJAS SUCK

i think you need help

[Tim and Julie B]

Okay, first off you need a doctor. Second,decaf has it's good sides, find them. Third, I've never seen a ninja eat beef jerky so you aren't that cool! Fourth, are you sleep deprived? Take some pills, get some sleep, see your doctor, and (what reptiles do you have?)(someone had to ask!)

[NewLineReptile]

HUMMM..... Little boy and his computer

[Edwin]

Looks like someone is a fan of Real Ultimate Power :)

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Well, welcome to the forums, however, this is a herp forum, and we don't normally hold discussions about pirates and pirate accessories.

[alex_33]

i dont get it? if your a pirate they why is your signature talking about ninja's? should pirates and ninja's beenemies or something? lol

[asphyxia]

Chalk up another one for the Ignore button

Brian

[DavidBeard]

Man, you guys catch on quick. I SHOULD hate pirates, but I'm a new hybrid of ninjas AND pirates. I so kick *** and rule everyone at everything. All seriousness aside, I have 1.1 leopard geckos, 1 crested gecko, 1 ball pythom, 1 JCP, 1 ATB, and 1viper boa.

[The Dark Grove]

David? What the He!L? You've been boucing from site to site to stirring up crap, getting Banned too. That crud on the Corallus.com site is just uncalled for.



Ralph

[doenoe]

Well you just go and rule everything, you doing a great job at it. (btw thats sarcastic)
And since you rule everything, maybe you can drop by at the drugstore and get some tranquillizers (since you rule that too, you probably get them for free)
Anyway, welcome to SsnakesS

[Burmies]

Sue you are.

[nicola_boulton]

please go away and leave our peaceful little site alone.

[RachelS.]

Dude, I love beef jerky!!! Glad you hear you like yourself so much, David... pretty big ego you got going on there ;). Just don't cause too much trouble :p

[BAZ]

"AAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!! SHIVER ME TIMBERS!!!"

[HetForHuman]

just to let you all know he has been banned, so no point in continuing to reply :)