Duck duck goose!

[Lisa]

This duck walks into a store...

Duck: Do you have any duck food?
Storekeeper: No.
Duck: Do you have any duck food?
Storekeeper: No, we have no duck food!
Duck: Do you have any duck food?
Storekeeper: NO!! We do not have any duck food!!
Duck: Do you have any duck food?
Storekeeper: NO!! WE DO NOT HAVE ANY DUCK FOOD!! And if you ask me that one
more time I'm gonna nail your little webbed feet to the floor!
Duck: <thinks>
Duck: Do you have any nails?
Storekeeper: <sigh> No....
Duck: Do you have any duck food?

[nicola_boulton]

lol!!! v.funny!

[RachelS.]

hahaha i say the store keeper is an idiot :p

[Burmies]

I have to say thats one of the better jokes I have heard on here.

Burmies

[HetForHuman]

LoL
that is pretty good

[Tim and Julie B]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[doenoe]

WHAHAHHAHA, ok thats great. Keep 'em comin