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Quick story: My wife has a very expensive sofa. Marius slipped in it one day and I could not get him out. Luckily, she was gone at the time. I whip out the knife and remove the felt from the bottom. No Marius... I start to sweat. She will be back any minute! She walks in literally as I have the hammer ready to dislocate a 2 X 4 on the bottom. She goes nuts. I mean nuts. I insist that I can't just leave Marius in the sofa and she says "It's just a damn SNAKE". I said "It would be different if you were stuck in there!" Well, she takes over and sticks her arm in the back of the sofa to rescue my "Damn Snake". .... Wait for it.... Yep, SHE GETS HER ARM STUCK!! ROTFLMAO For 15 minutes, she wiggles and wiggles and can't get un-stuck. The Lasher (I enjoy talking of myself in the 3rd person) goes and gets the hammer again, destroys the sofa, and get's the wife's arm un-stuck. She then asys " I DON"T CARE WHAT YOU DO, GET THAT DAMN SNAKE OUT OF MY COUCH". I cut a 3 inch hole in the fabric and Marius crawls out. I swear to God this is true. It was one of the funniest things that has ever happend to me... until I have to rebuild the sofa. Actual picture of one of the kids on the sofa below!
The_Omen
03-22-03, 11:52 PM
Hehehehehe!
Now that is funny!
reptilez
03-22-03, 11:55 PM
I'm surprised that your snake wan't scared and bit ur wife while her hands were in there!!
Other then that it's pretty funny!
-Reptilez
Lol! That's funny! I'm glad you got your snake and your wife out ok!
Bryce Masuk
03-23-03, 12:31 AM
from now on buy a couch that screws together or dont let the snake go in the couch (I know its impossable) it happened to me but my couch is easy to get at anything stuck in it out good looking ball too
bryce
Lucky you didn't have a fold out couch... that could cut your snake in half trying to get it out. I guess you're going to have to keep a better eye on your snake.
Burmies
03-23-03, 08:36 AM
You are so lucky.
Burmies
LOL, it's a beautiful sofa but doesn't hold a candle to any snake. Thanks for an entertaining story and sorry for the couch casualty.
Lizzy001
03-23-03, 11:20 AM
lol....how did u rebuild it?? lol...loved the story
gfisher2002
03-23-03, 02:22 PM
LOL LOL that's hilarious!!
Shane Tesser
03-23-03, 03:30 PM
Lmao!!! Thats crazy!!! Was your rebuild a success?
ranmasatome
03-23-03, 07:25 PM
hahahaha!!! thats funny stuff....
and yeah..how would you rebuild it...??
The couch is rebuilt. I had to add some structure to the bottom and it still has the 3" slit in the back. As luck would have it, our ferrets now use the inside of the sofa to sleep.
ThEmAdHaTtEr
03-24-03, 09:32 PM
Lol thats a funny story. Im glad u got the snake out! :-D
Katatonic
03-26-03, 12:32 AM
You should have left the wife there, and got the snake out.
But... I suppose then, you'd really be in the 'dog house'.
Geck-co
03-26-03, 11:52 AM
as luck would have it your ferrets use it as a sleeping area? LOL I would watch out for that. I have tried over the last year to try and train my ferret not to be destructive but its in thier nature and way of "playing" to burrow. I wouldnt call it luck i would call it a possible curse. Hope they dont do damage but i would watch them very close when around your expensive couch. Good luck with that.
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