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RachelS.
02-25-03, 05:40 PM
I saw this on the Iguana Forum at KS and thought I'd repost to share, lol. Have fun! :D

"-- I've been to a party this weekend. This friend of mine has a young adult iguana (about 3 feet). We were all having a good time, and suddenly a guy there...not the brightest person in the world...who had too much red-hot chilli, decided to act like an @$$, and (get this) farted right at the iguana's face! The animal was so spooked by the noise (and the stench I guess... those dam chillies) that it jumped on the guy's behind, sinking its claws (untrimmed) and biting at it! Hahahaha!

We had to throw water to get it off, and then we just couldn't stop laughing. Both the animal and the ****** were fine...the latter with his jeans a little ripped, and soaking wet (by the way, we have snow here).

The whole evening/night we couldn't stop laughing at the poor moron. He had to go home early or he would have frozen to death. So far, this is the coolest iguana I know.

Just wanted to share that with ya.
LOL

-IJ --"

XxRachxX
02-25-03, 05:56 PM
LOL!! never under-estimate the power of the iguana!!
eeeeuuuuugh!!!!! chilli farts!
aww the poor thing! but if a big butt farted on me, i wouldnt bite it, that would be a very stinky experience! id go for the balls myself:) lots of damage! that'll teach him!

Pixie
02-25-03, 06:22 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!! That has got to be one of the funniest stories I've ever read! I'm still wiping my eyes from crying because I was laughing so hard!!!

BILLP
02-26-03, 08:14 AM
Funny, that will teach him

Alicewave
02-26-03, 08:33 AM
Hehe iguanas kick @$$!

Pythonian
02-26-03, 08:38 AM
I LOVE MY IGGY EVEN MORE NOW!!

Mike

doenoe
02-26-03, 08:55 AM
LMAO, thats a great story. Hmmm, good thing my dog doesnt do that, else i would be butt-less right now :D

Linds
02-26-03, 09:31 AM
LMAO! :p

RachelS.
02-26-03, 12:19 PM
LOL Daan!!!! My brother farts in my dog's face all the time and, she rubs her face and nose all over the couch when he does it...

tHeGiNo
02-26-03, 02:52 PM
LOL i think your dog should fart in his face, see how he likes it lol