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bored
09-03-16, 06:45 PM
What do you call a fish with no eyes.
Fhsss
sirtalis
09-03-16, 07:46 PM
:hmm: ok, this would have been funny if I was nine...
bored
09-03-16, 08:04 PM
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig
sirtalis
09-03-16, 08:45 PM
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig

Fair enough
dave himself
09-04-16, 01:09 AM
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea :)
dannybgoode
09-04-16, 01:24 AM
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea...
dave himself
09-04-16, 01:36 AM
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea...

The old ones are the best :D
dannybgoode
09-04-16, 01:38 AM
Indeed! When I'm at a keyboard I'll post the Wonky Donkey joke in full. It's much much longer than you could possibly imagine! :)
macandchz
09-06-16, 03:39 PM
dumb ..dumber...dumbest!
dave himself
09-07-16, 04:50 AM
Ya think :D
dannybgoode
09-07-16, 06:54 AM
dumb ..dumber...dumbest!

Oh I have not even got started yet!
bored
09-08-16, 09:20 AM
What do you call a deer with no eye's
No eye de'er
dannybgoode
09-08-16, 09:26 AM
See above-already done!
bored
09-09-16, 04:05 AM
Well he said it wrong. he said "What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea "

But that's not how it goes its supposed to be No eye deer, Or no ideer.