Snake for sale

[dannybgoode]

I saw this snake for sale on a Facebook group. Really nice looking python.

I got in touch with the seller to find out a bit about it. 'How big is it?' I asked.

'Bloody massive' the replied

'How many feet roughly?'

'None-it's a snake' he said...

I'll get my coat...

[Tsubaki]

I blew more air out of my nose than usual :D

[Minkness]

Lol now this joke makes sense!

Or was it a true story?

[macandchz]

where do you people find these?