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Arachnaeoccult
02-28-16, 06:36 AM
lol



Is there a reason MJ stalks me in my sleep? I think she wants to eat me.
sirtalis
02-28-16, 09:56 AM
lol



Is there a reason MJ stalks me in my sleep? I think she wants to eat me.

I highly doubt that
macandchz
02-28-16, 10:15 AM
dear arachnaeoccult! as usual i read your post and had a good laugh! have you ever thought about seeing a therapist? luv ya! macandchz
Arachnaeoccult
02-29-16, 11:54 AM
I heard they size you up when they do that because they'd eat you if they could, and thats a hunger stare.
Minkness
02-29-16, 12:09 PM
Where do you hear that crazy crap? That snake knows she can't eat you. She probably just watches you because she's bored. Kind of like a human mindlessly watching TV.
dannybgoode
02-29-16, 01:06 PM
And tomorrow Pinky, tomorrow we'll take over the world...
Tiny Boidae
02-29-16, 01:21 PM
This is sarcasm... It has to be...

Right?
Minkness
02-29-16, 02:26 PM
Coming from the same guy who asked, in all serious, what it was like to be constricted and swollowed whole by a snake? Doubtful. =/
Andy_G
02-29-16, 05:25 PM
I heard they size you up when they do that because they'd eat you if they could, and thats a hunger stare.

Pleae tell me that you're being funny.
trailblazer295
02-29-16, 06:00 PM
This is sarcasm... It has to be...

Right?

I'm clinging to that possibility......before a smart ......remark pops out.
Klaire
02-29-16, 06:36 PM
Hahaha im interested to see if people on here are taking the piss or not??
AwesomeGuy376
02-29-16, 08:26 PM
I heard they size you up when they do that because they'd eat you if they could, and thats a hunger stare.

Yup, shes trying to figure out how shes gonna swallow you. It takes time ya know, she has to think about her bite. Shes carefully studying you every night thinking how tasty you are! Shes carefully controlling her growth and will grow 7ft over night when shes ready! You better run while you can! That snake cant wait to take a big bite!
sirtalis
02-29-16, 10:22 PM
I think this is a case of don't pick on the special needs or just don't feed the troll
AwesomeGuy376
02-29-16, 10:35 PM
Haha yea maybe, so hard not to be sarcastic though XD I've seen this same question all over the internet with the same responses :P
Herpo
03-01-16, 12:25 AM
^this XD

I'm curious to see if he replies, and what he says if he does!
Arachnaeoccult
03-01-16, 04:10 AM
At least she pays attention to me...
Minkness
03-01-16, 08:00 AM
So would a dog or a cat.
sam
03-01-16, 08:10 AM
This is sarcasm... It has to be...

Right?

I see OP post these threads all the time and I've come to the conclusion that its satire. Either that or he's a genius and none of us can comprehend his wisdom.

ALL HAIL ARACHNAEOCCULUT
Tiny Boidae
03-01-16, 03:40 PM
Well, I mean he DID begin his post with lol. That coupled with the ridiculousness of the post and how often people complain about this issue, I was holding onto the idea that this was a troll-ish move on his part.
LespaceSerpent
03-01-16, 03:43 PM
Butterscotch stares me down all the time o-o; spooky snek
mysticmoon
03-01-16, 10:47 PM
Lol! This made me laugh
Aaron_S
03-02-16, 11:16 AM
If anyone has an issue with threads or posts made by ANY individual member, feel free to ignore their threads or posts. No reason to make comments about them personally or how silly their thought might be to you.

Didn't your mothers teach you if you have nothing nice to say to say nothing at all?
Minkness
03-02-16, 11:23 AM
Aaron...you sometimes make me laugh ^_^
trailblazer295
03-02-16, 11:33 AM
She also said don't run with scissors, I chose to live dangerously.
Aaron_S
03-02-16, 11:58 AM
Aaron...you sometimes make me laugh ^_^

I try.

She also said don't run with scissors, I chose to live dangerously.

Yeah well do it on your time. Not forum time.
trailblazer295
03-02-16, 12:04 PM
I try.



Yeah well do it on your time. Not forum time.

I'm getting paid? I'd like to report undelivered checks to HR. Been an accounting error.
Aaron_S
03-02-16, 12:21 PM
I'm getting paid? I'd like to report undelivered checks to HR. Been an accounting error.

Yeah you can address all complaints to "Mr. Idon Tcare".
sirtalis
03-02-16, 01:32 PM
If anyone has an issue with threads or posts made by ANY individual member, feel free to ignore their threads or posts. No reason to make comments about them personally or how silly their thought might be to you.

Didn't your mothers teach you if you have nothing nice to say to say nothing at all?


True... but in my parents also taught that if you ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer
RAD House
03-02-16, 02:17 PM
True... but in my parents also taught that if you ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer

Your parents don't seem very encouraging.
RAD House
03-02-16, 02:23 PM
Also remember stupidity is relative, there may be someone here who thinks your questions are stupid.