mistersprinkles
02-15-15, 07:53 PM
So a gecko is driving along a country road when suddenly he hears a loud bang from his engine. His car dies, and he spots a mechanic's shop just down the street. So he pushes his car to the shop, walks in and says to the mechanic, a penguin-
G:"My car made a loud bang and then it broke down. Can you fix it?
P: "Gotta see what's wrong. Come back in an hour."
So the gecko goes across the street and gets some ice cream. So he's eating the ice cream and he's enjoying it, and he notices an hour has gone by, so he goes back to the mechanic and asks him-
G: "So penguin, what's wrong with my car?"
P: "It looks like you blew a seal"
G: "No no! That's ice cream on my face!"
G:"My car made a loud bang and then it broke down. Can you fix it?
P: "Gotta see what's wrong. Come back in an hour."
So the gecko goes across the street and gets some ice cream. So he's eating the ice cream and he's enjoying it, and he notices an hour has gone by, so he goes back to the mechanic and asks him-
G: "So penguin, what's wrong with my car?"
P: "It looks like you blew a seal"
G: "No no! That's ice cream on my face!"