Silly questions i want to ask, but not offend in serious threads

[Mellik's mamma]

my royal python is outside in a sweater looking at the night sky with a telescope.... is he stargazing?

[Terranaut]

Is his name ET?

[Mellik's mamma]

no, Mellik. and i honestly don't know if it is a he (i said he above). previous owners said it was a male but then later admitted to not really knowing. i love mellik all the same but do wish i knew. sigh. don't want to stress him/her out too much by pushing "down there". my instincts say female and all other signs point to female. neck smaller than head, small spurs, likes to shop...not that i am an expert by any means.

[Chris72]

You beat me to it Dan.....

I was going to say maybe he is lost and just wants to go home!

[Terranaut]

The funny thing is we have a piece of equipment here that plays the ET theme when it stopped so I am listening to ET right now.


If you want your snake sexed I am sure someone local to you could probe it for you. Not very stressfull at all.

[Mellik's mamma]

pretty sure Mellik is a girl. Weird thing is I had a dream they talked to me and it was in a girl voice :) I will eventually get Mellik sexed by a professional though. Anyways, back to joking around!!
funny that you are listening to ET!!!

[Mellik's mamma]

Here is another one. (i can't stop being a dork) people wonder if its better to feed in the snake's habitat or in a separate container. well, i bring my snake out to restaurants with me. is that bad?

[Mellik's mamma]

oh, chris72..funny :), BUT sHE IS HOME!!

[Chris72]

Here is another one. (i can't stop being a dork) people wonder if its better to feed in the snake's habitat or in a separate container. well, i bring my snake out to restaurants with me. is that bad?

When taking your snake to the restaurant:

Just make sure you feed her the fettuccine with a 18-20inch pasta fork...
(Unless she would rather ssssssslurp her noodles)


{rat fettuccine....HHmmblagck}


[it goes without saying....nobody really takes reptiles out for dinner]

.

[Mellik's mamma]

well shi#, b/c she is all dressed up, lipstick on ready to go :(

now i really want to do this just to see how people react...take her out to eat, not dress her up. yeah, i am sticking with Mellik being a female till i can get professional confirmation.

[Chris72]

Last year a lady brought her 4ft green iguana into the grocery store near me.

They called the police.

[Mellik's mamma]

awesome!! but poor iguana :( was he shop lifting or something? i think not!!

[shaunyboy]

my royal python is outside in a sweater looking at the night sky with a telescope.... is he stargazing?

nope he's being a perv and trying to see your neighbours undressing me thinks ;)

cheers shaun

[Mellik's mamma]

good one shaunyboy :) i think there is a good chance he is a she though...she must take after her mamma. not that i spy on my neighbors,..i am just a perv. my poor boyfriend is mauled too many times...hahaha

[shaunyboy]

good one shaunyboy :) i think there is a good chance he is a she though...she must take after her mamma. not that i spy on my neighbors,..i am just a perv. my poor boyfriend is mauled too many times...hahaha

^^^^^

lucky boyfriend he be ;):D

cheers shaun

[Mellik's mamma]

yeah, he knows. i am very lucky, too :)