View Full Version : The "bad joke" thread!
boosh96
11-08-13, 07:52 AM
This thread is for sharing stuff that you think is probably a bad joke. An example would be anything that leaves you dumbfounded and scratching your head, thinking "You're kidding me, right? Right..?"
Here's my list of stuff that I think/hope is a bad joke:
-The price of Mac computers
-Today's rap/pop music
-Most of the artists who make said music
-The good old question, "Are your snakes POISONOUS?"
-Sharknado
Please feel free to share your list of "bad jokes!"
Mikoh4792
11-08-13, 07:53 AM
People who make a list of bad jokes....
Just kidding!
^ that was a bad joke. No pun intended
boosh96
11-08-13, 07:58 AM
Yeah, it's occurred to me that I'm probably a bad joke.. Lol.
Terranaut
11-08-13, 08:00 AM
Erikbush97....end of joke ;) fits all criteria above :)
Mikoh4792
11-08-13, 08:10 AM
Erikbush97....end of joke ;) fits all criteria above :)
lol... I thought he was pretty good though. Made 5+ pages in most of his threads.
boosh96
11-08-13, 08:10 AM
I neglected to mention today's MTV, as well as 99% of new shows on Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, and the Disney channel.
Mikoh4792
11-08-13, 08:11 AM
I neglected to mention today's MTV, as well as 99% of new shows on Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, and the Disney channel.
so basically everything lol
boosh96
11-08-13, 08:24 AM
Lol, I guess so. :P
Terranaut
11-08-13, 09:17 AM
Rob Ford...
thinkbig317
11-08-13, 09:50 AM
I neglected to mention today's MTV, as well as 99% of new shows on Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, and the Disney channel.
Except.......Sanjay & Craig!!!! Love it! haha ;)
KORBIN5895
11-08-13, 11:44 AM
erikbush97....end of joke ;) fits all criteria above :)
bahahahsahahahaheahahahxahhaha!
bahahahsahahahaheahahahxahhaha!
Lol my reaction as well. Did wayne ban him again? Havent seen him on in a few.
alessia55
11-08-13, 12:06 PM
Lol my reaction as well. Did wayne ban him again? Havent seen him on in a few.
I banned him. He had used up all his chances.
Terranaut
11-08-13, 12:30 PM
I banned him. He had used up all his chances.
People with differing opinions are fine but couple that with being wrong , not listening and all the lies = bad joke.
Erikbush97....end of joke ;) fits all criteria above :)
perfect :yes: ahaha
Sublimeballs
11-12-13, 09:02 PM
I banned him. He had used up all his chances.
Forgive me if it isn't my place to ask but what did he do this time? I wasn't around for the last time he was banned, but i read something about the way he was treating others on the site. I've never seen someone reach out with questions as he did only to completely reject any advice given, no matter how good of advice it was.
Terranaut
11-12-13, 09:09 PM
Not worth discussing. It's done. I feel bad that he chose to rebel against people telling him perfect advice by bashing the site and the people ob the site.
KORBIN5895
11-12-13, 11:04 PM
Forgive me if it isn't my place to ask but what did he do this time? I wasn't around for the last time he was banned, but i read something about the way he was treating others on the site. I've never seen someone reach out with questions as he did only to completely reject any advice given, no matter how good of advice it was.
That last part is so spot on.
Mellik's mamma
11-19-13, 08:47 AM
i bought a sharknado shirt w/o knowing it was a movie. i just thought it was an amazingly, wonderful, funny shirt. i was SO MAD when i went to the video store and saw it on the shelf. i went home and watched it on netflix. wow, just wow. i hope the creators were trying to be funny. if not, i kind of feel bad for them.
sooooo, jokes?
Q:why are ant eaters so healthy?
A: they are full of anty bodies!! (antibodies)
i am a lab tech, don't judge!! :P
boosh96
11-19-13, 09:07 AM
q:why are ant eaters so healthy?
A: They are full of anty bodies!! (antibodies)
i am a lab tech, don't judge!! :p
That joke just gave me some sort of horrible disease. Lol.
drumcrush
11-19-13, 09:23 AM
I have a Jewish friend that tells me a bunch of his Jew jokes..... I would tell them but they are soooo inappropriate lol
Here's a cheesy one off the back of my milk carton from school.
What do you call a bear with no teeth??
A gummy bear.
Yes ik, it's bad. I'm probably gunn get the flu and die from telling it.
KORBIN5895
11-19-13, 09:35 AM
Jewish jokes are the best. My grandmother would beat me senseless if she ever heard MW laugh at one let alone tell one....... you know how old Jewish women are......
drumcrush
11-19-13, 09:59 AM
Jewish jokes are the best. My grandmother would beat me senseless if she ever heard MW laugh at one let alone tell one....... you know how old Jewish women are......
Ahahahahahahahaha
Mellik's mamma
11-19-13, 03:55 PM
drumcrush, i actually laughed at it so now i have Ebola.
boosh96, you didn't like that joke. sorry it gave you (insert horrible disease here) i can test you for said disease if you would like.. haha, got another one for ya.
Q: why was my friend fired from the orange juice factory?
A: he couldn't concentrate. get it?! HE COULDN'T CONCENTRATE!!!
hahahaha, i am going to get banned for this. you can thank my dad for that one.
Hannibalcanibal
11-19-13, 04:13 PM
Q: How many death-row convicts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they just get zapped.
GET IT? AM I FUNNY YET?
Chris72
11-19-13, 05:56 PM
Rob Ford...
Yeah, everyone is "cracking" jokes about Rob Ford.
Also, after his comment about "having plenty to eat at home" some say he can be a cunning linguist.
robertjnovak59
11-19-13, 06:15 PM
The Cleveland Browns. Cleveland Indians. Cleveland Cavaliers.
Chris72
11-20-13, 10:27 AM
So.......
I bought a box of animal crackers but I had to return it..the seal was broken.
>>What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
(Snowballs.)
.
Mellik's mamma
11-20-13, 10:46 AM
yes!!! love it!! mainly the "seal" joke
robertjnovak59
11-20-13, 11:04 AM
Where does a bee go go pee?
At the BP station!
I gotta admit, that one always makes me chuckle.
Chris72
11-20-13, 11:20 AM
So.......
I bought a box of animal crackers but I had to return it..the seal was broken.
>>What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
(Snowballs.)
.
Yeah,
The box of animal crackers was just a mess....I had to take it back!
The camel had no toe.....(I'm not lion about this)
The girl at customer service said, "Rino what you mean..."
I was going to complain about the giraffes neck, but that was a stretch.
(And I didn't want to look like a Hippocrit)
....:laugh:
wrecker45
11-20-13, 12:09 PM
I just found out why the chicken crossed the rd.
Rob Ford...
His story just keeps on going............
Mellik's mamma
11-20-13, 01:17 PM
wrecker, b/c it was carbon bonded to the turtle?
chris72, you just rocked my world. not flirting, i see you have 0.1 wife. you are just so clever!!!
wrecker45
11-20-13, 01:51 PM
The chicken cross the road to get a beer. I read it on facebook. So it has to be true.
Mellik's mamma
11-20-13, 02:26 PM
ooooooooooh duh...
Chris72
11-20-13, 02:42 PM
The chicken cross the road to get a beer. I read it on facebook. So it has to be true.
A chicken walks into a library...
looks at the librarian and say "I need a BbboooOOook!"
-----
A chicken and an egg are having sex.
The chicken rolls off the egg and says, "I guess that answers that question."
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!!
.
Mellik's mamma
11-21-13, 08:37 AM
well, i guess #2 isn't so bad. didn't notice the other jokes the first time i read this. i guess the 1st one was just so bad i couldn't notice anything else :)
Tsubaki
02-01-14, 04:38 PM
Read through these jokes, so lame haha!
Heard one today tho,..
Do you know how the barber won the race? He knew a short cut.
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