Build me a custom cage worthy of Mordor

[MomentoMori]

:bouncy::bouncy::bouncy: Hello all, I am looking to have a custom cage built. I live in Ontario ( Ottawa to be exact) if you are close by and are handy with tools and know what is needed for this project hit me up at jones.christina at hotmail dot com. I am looking for something fancy I was thinking a coffee table or even a treasure chest that is actually a cage.

[Terranaut]

What is your budget? What kind of snake? What size?

[MomentoMori]

What is your budget? What kind of snake? What size?
It's for a female ball python I will leave the budget up to the person building it, I want it to be super cool!